I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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