I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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