6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
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So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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