How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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