I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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