So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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