New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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