We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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