NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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