Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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