its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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