We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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