Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.