Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
The struggles of a small town man whore
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?