we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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