Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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