No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I'm bleeding and have questions
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
