very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
