hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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