in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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