whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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