I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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