Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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