i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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