My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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