My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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