what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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