You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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