Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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