): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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