so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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