Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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