i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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