i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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