pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Semen is not good for contacts.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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