I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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