You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
50% drunk capacity currently
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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