dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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