well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
We're too hungover to prance.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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