you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
