Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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