I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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