i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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