I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
