girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?