she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with