4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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