when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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