i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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