Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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