the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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