Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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