Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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