bring money and cleavage
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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