What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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