i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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