Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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