Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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