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That's how twitter works, right?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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