he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I had to cum in my sink.
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