bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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