We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
tell me about the eggs
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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